Living Next Door To Malice

radvillain:

me: aye girl come here i got sumn to show u

girl: what’s that

me: 

image

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

necroluste:

Brazilian Satanic Speed Metal - Grave Reaper

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

becausehardcore:

Punch

toxxiczombie:

WarHound